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Wednesday, September 19th, 2007
12:59 am
ZOMG I still exist.
Been a while since I posted here. Figuered I would since I have the rare chance. Work is slow, Meredith is back in the house due to her own failure, which we knew would happen. laura is in Port Charlotte helping her friend save money to leave her psycho baby daddy, so it's me n Mer at home. Not what I wanted to be doing at all.

The Prelude is still wrecked due to lack of money because I PAY ALL THE FUCKING BILLS!! The Supra still sits idle with a blown head gasket for the same above reason.

Me and Allen have straightened up most of our problems and chilled out. He's got my back now. His GF still thinks I am going to avoid doing my laundry simply because the baby is asleep, remember they live in my den with the washer and dryer. Well she got a big ear full of the contrary the other day.

D = me
H = Heather the GF

D - Got anything in the washer?
H - The baby is asleep.
D - Thats not what I asked. Do you have anything in the washer?
H - No but Alayna is sleeping and it gets hot when you do laundry.
D - I really dont fucking care. If she wakes up when I'm there she always smiles and laughs. I play with her a little. If it's hot open a god damn window. I am not going to be told when I can or can't do my laundry by someone who doesnt pay rent. I pay EVERY FUCKING BILL IN THIS HOUSE! I am not going to have this bullshit argument in my own fucking home. I have no clean clothes for work, WHICH PAYS THE BILLS YOU DONT'T PAY, neither does my daughter and you guys left the load I put in the dryer in there for a fucking WEEK, AFTER I asked you to just turn it on the next day and it stinks now so I have to pay MORE MONEY TO WASH IT AGAIN. Like Allen keeps telling me....You shoulda thought about it before you had a kid. This is EXACTLY why I didn't wasnt you living in the den in the first place. I can't fucking wait till I get rid of all of you fucking people.

As I started walking off....

H - Fine go ahead go do your laundry.
D - I don't need your permission to clean my clothes Heather. I own everything here. The only reason I even knock on the door is so I don't walk in on someone naked.

I feel much better having asserted myself. Allen never said anything to me about it. I'm sure she told him. Now I think one of them turned off the dryer with my work clothes in it because they were still wet as hell when I took them out. Allen claims the dryer is old and needs to be replaced but its MAYBE 4 years old. I think the exhaust is clogged with lint.

So here's to you Heather.

Fuck you. Drive Through.
Thursday, August 3rd, 2006
2:34 am
Random thing from my sister
I was having fun torturing my dogs with this. My sister only heard up to 15.8kHz

You are the typical teenager
You can hear the frequency of the mosquito teen repellent - but probably not for much longer!

The highest pitched ultrasonic mosquito ringtone that I can hear is 17.7kHz
Find out which ringtones you can hear!
Saturday, June 17th, 2006
12:54 am
Kids dont listen
Hi folks, welcome back to the show.

Today at work was stressful. Sales were WAY down, labor was WAY high and I had to fire a great employee because he threatened ANOTHER female employee. Only one week after I threatened his job for the EXACT same thing and suspended him for 3 days.

The sad sloopy part is when I told him he was fired he started crying his head off and threw himself all over me. I physically threw an arm up and told him to get the fuck off me.

This kid was great at every station but dough. He was always on time and wanted more and more hours. But after 3 write ups in ONE DAY last week for cursing with customers in the lobby, insubordination and threatening a female, he should have gotten the point. Today I heard he threatened another chick who works for me and I couldnt take his shit anymore. I told him he was making ME look like an ass because I told such high praises of his smarts, grades in school, respect, lack of ghettoness......and he makes me look like a poor judge of character.

I hated like hell to fire him but I am sick of hearing his name out of everyone elses mouth always being followed by a complaint.

I will gladly give him a good reference and hope he learns from this mistake but he had been told MANY times to cut the shit out. The I'm sorry's and it was a joke's are getting old and dont cut it anymore. I'm sticking to my guns and cutting him loose.

When he left my office another employee brought me a cigarette.
Tuesday, May 9th, 2006
4:13 pm
My wife as well as others have been telling me I dont know when to shut my mouth. Well it just happened again. I was on the phone with Workers Comp about my tooth that got knocked out at work. they found the story a little far fetched and my dumb ass tells them about getting hit in the mouth with a golf club 7 years ago. So now I'm almost positive its going to be denied due to pre-existing damage. Fuck. One of my few big fears has been losing teeth at an early age. This is going to fuck up my self esteem pretty hard. I smile and laugh too much for it not to.It's embarassing to smile and have a gap on the side of my front teeth.

Anyone know of any avenues towards repair I could take. And now that the tooth is already out I have to have a dental insrance plicy for a full year before they will even consider replacing it. And from what I hear insurance doesnt cover this type of
cosmetic surgery" I feel and look like trailer trash with a fuckin gap.

Anyone got $2k to spare for my mouth?
Friday, May 5th, 2006
1:06 am
the Idiot Savant

(42% dark, 46% spontaneous, 52% vulgar)

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Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006
10:56 pm
my fukn day.
Pardon the choppy text....my puter froze first time I started writing this and then had to copy n paste it to an email from chat text.


I had to come in at 1130 to remove a shift mgr trainee because she was bitching about pay and being childish, she forgot to turn on the exhaust fans over the pizza oven so I was suckin don carbon monoxide for about 5 hours. then I my bottom oven refuses to relight, but it will light initially when you start the oven, my top oven is already broken and needs a new conveyor motor, which had to be delivered by the mgr of another store because he had it waiting to install it for me. I had to do an emergency install in the middle of rush,got it hooked up and the conveyor was moving backwards, fixes the crossed wires and went home with an employee, got some weed from them and was followed by a cop for almost 2 MILES!!!fun night, got home safe and am about to smoke out.

Current Mood: fuck pizza
Wednesday, April 26th, 2006
10:44 pm
WOO HOO GUNS!!
I finally get to post a happy/fun thing.

After getting my gun back I've been fiending for a day at the range. Tomorrow is that day. It was originally just me and Nick, but another GM wants to come too. Kool. I invited my friend brad as long as he buys a box of ammo for my gun and pays his range fees. I also invited my sister since we havent seen each otehr since my mom died in september. Her older son is hitting puberty and I did not recognise his voice on the phone.

I want my sister to come because her husband has a 9mm in the house and she doesnt know jack about it, and he annoys the shit outta her when he tries to teach her. So I'm going to help keep her children and house safe.

SO all in all it's going to be a great day. Me, My supervisor Nick, my co-worker "hate and discontent" Ed, my sister Trish, my friend Brad and his friend who I dont know.

I'll borrow the camera from Traci and take pix.

Have fun kids.

Current Mood: excited
Saturday, March 25th, 2006
3:50 pm
Whoring out pix of my gun.
I was bored the other night and decided to have a photo shoot for my gun. This is what I came up with.

Who wants to go to the range?



Current Mood: YAY GUNS
Saturday, February 25th, 2006
5:05 am
No Military Medal could match this honor.
As some of you know my mom died this past Sept. the 5th from complications after surgery and liver damage from years of medicines. She was a Faithful Catholic, often over dramatic about things, I could describe her annoying things for a while but lets move past that, I loved my mom.


A few weeks before she died she almost set the house on fire when she fell asleep with a lit cigarette. At her funeral one of the alter boys was in a room to the side setting up an inscense burner and the preist stepped off to help and forgot to turn off his mic and said "I thought you had this under control, You'll burn the bloody place down." I'm sure my dad was thinking the same thing when he put out the fire she started.

I was given the HONOR of carrying my mothers coffin down the church steps to the waiting hurse and later from the hurse to a roller at the cemetary. I doubt anything will make me feel greater in my life than helping lay my mom down her last time. I could not have passed up that chance.

Today was her 59th birthday. I tried really hard not to let it get to me because I had a VERY busy day at work ahead and did well until my mom again made her presence and love known.

We were pretty slow and I was cutting a pizza. One of my drivers came to me and said something mom said all the damn time......"Never a dull moment."

I dropped the cutter instantly, hesitated to pick it up, finished cutting the pizza and didnt even close the lid on the box. I shoved the box on the counter and walked away, sat down and started crying in front of my whole crew, something MANY of you know I could never do. They are a wonderful group of open minded christians, nerds, geeks and freaks with a little gay on the side here and there. They all stopped what they were doing to make sure I was ok and showed sincere love for me.

I cant help but cry again now as I type knowing mom is somewhere nearby, safe and sound.

Current Mood: sad
Wednesday, February 8th, 2006
1:08 pm
I'm a band geek at heart.
I was just reading a friends journal about her friends artistic talents. Made me remember the days when I had an outlet for my art.....music. I havent played a bass guitar in at least 4-5 years and want one so badly. I would also settle for a saxophone, but I cant play that quietly too easily, I can just unplug the bass.

On the subject of hobbies, I'm getting my gun back this weekend. It was confiscated by the police when my brother used it to force a guy he knows out of the house. The guy stirred up a bunch of shit and has no respect for my brothers GF and my brother went apeshit on him, pulled MY GUN and even fired it in the yard. He got arrested for aggravated assault and discharging a weapon within a municipality. I wasnt even sure if I was gunna get my gun back ever, because the assault charge was a felony. well happy day, he called his bond agent and his public defender yesterday to see what court room he was to be in and THEY DROPPED HIS CASE ALL TOGETHER!!! I get my gun back at the earliest Fri-Sat., he has no criminal record and may be able to get his $1,000 bond back.
Thursday, February 2nd, 2006
2:11 am
Actuall, this is just about right, gimme some money and It will be perfect.

Your Social Dysfunction:
Happy



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Please note that we aren't, nor do we claim to be, psychologists. This quiz is for fun and entertainment only. Try not to freak out about your results.

Monday, October 24th, 2005
12:41 am
I GOT A PROMOTION!!!
Took me a long time and a buncha bullshit and getting FIRED to get my shit straight, but today is the day. I got the call from my supervisor around 7 tonight and I have been promoted to GM at the Dunn Ave. Papa Johns!!!! I'm so fuckin happy. I have worked my ass off since getting rehired and appreciate ever getting a second chance every day I work. We havent talked pay yet but im sure it will be at least $500 a week which is $165 more than Im getting now....BEFORE bonuses.

Thanks to all who stuck by me and backed me up when I needed the support. Thanks to those who got me fired as it kinda FORCED me to grow up and quit fuckin off. I have a great opportunity in this and it will look fantastic on a resume if I do it right. I know exactly how I want the store to run, and have already gained much respect at the store with the crew, but not sure how my former boss, now my delivery driver, will handle taking orders from me. I know I must give respect in order to get respect. Everyone deserves a second chance. I am not willing to put up with the bullshit I have been seeing there and will be hiring aggressivly to compensate for the cpl im sure will quit or get fired in the first 2 weeks.

So here's to a great start in my management career and the future of myself and my family. Thanks again for all your support. I love you all.

D

Current Mood: WOO HOO!!!!
Friday, October 21st, 2005
4:49 pm
I love George Carlin
This man.....
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/SHOWBIZ/books/10/28/george.carlin/story.carlin.bw.jpg
IS THE SHIT!!!!

I love George Carlin and all that he says....he is a cranky old fucker with alot on his mind. My favorite is the "Incomplete List of Impolite Words." Five and a half minutes of curse word free vulgarity with no sentences.

Airline Announcements, Eup[hamisms, Religion, your kids, Fuck Mickey Mouse. I love it all. Currently listening to "The list of people who just outta be killed."

If any of you wanna trade hit me up.
Thursday, October 13th, 2005
3:45 am
I am losing my touch.
A few ears ago I probably would have gotten like an 85+....Colleen you know you cant resist this test....pass it around.

I am nerdier than 68% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!
Saturday, September 24th, 2005
3:13 pm
I am the god of gods.
You scored as Odin.

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Odin

90%

Freyr

70%

Bragi

70%

Loki

70%

Thor

70%

Tyr

60%

Balder

60%

Freya

50%

Frigg

40%

Heimdall

40%

Hel

30%

Sif

30%

Skadi

30%

Njord

20%

Which Pagan God or Goddess are you most like?
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Tuesday, September 13th, 2005
10:24 pm
Honor
Well, all this week has been chaotic....I doubt many of you know as I have been concentrating on spending time with my family rather than updating my journal for sympathy sake. But now that it is all over and done with I can tell you.

My mom died last monday Sep 5th, around 11:15 PM. She died from complications from a cancer removal surgery that went flawlessly. She vomitted and was too doped up on morphine to roll her head to spit it out and inhaled it, burning her lungs with stomach acid. Add that to 30+ years of cigarette smoking and your lungs become trash. Her liver was also trash with Cirossis from years of prescription drug cocktails. Her kidneys began to fail and she retained a lot of fluid and became morbidly bloated. We all knew what was coming and spent alot of time in the ICU with her. Luckily we had the chance to say goodbye before she died. We are all feeling better than before about it all. Just glad shes feeling better and not hurting.

Saturday was the viewing, she looked unnatural and saggy faced, but at peace. Monday was the funeral and I was shocked and felt honored when my dad asked me something I never expected.

I helped to carry my own mothers coffin down the church steps to the waiting hurse and later out of the hurse to a display roller at the cemetery. I helped the woman who raised me to her final sleep. Good night mom.
Tuesday, August 30th, 2005
8:01 am
What a rush.
I finally got to fire a real gun for the first time in my life and actually did pretty good. I shot a wide variety of pistols. .22 .32 .38 spcl .357 Magnum P91DC .40 Auto Ruger .40 auto S&W .45 Colt.

In about 2-3 hrs I went from barely hitting the target to slowly coming up the paper and even got a dead center bulls-eye with the colt .45... WOOHOO!!!

I went to a private lot in the boonies and shot at paper targets in a dirt field at about 50 ft and LOVED IT! I went with my wife, both her parents and her dads friend and his wife. we were there for around 5 hours.

Dad bought the .40 cal Ruger for mom, but she has oretty bad arthritis and couldnt handle the automatics because of the recoil, .......but was pulling off nice shots with her .357 mag revolver. She pulled 2 shots with the ruger and said she didnt like it at all and handed it back to me. After shooting about 150-200 rounds of .40 cal and countless other calibur rounds through about 15 guns of a few caliburs.....my wifes dad is talkin about GIVING me the Ruger. I am ecstatic. I live in a not so good area, only KINDA ghetto, there are far worse areas. But my house has been broken into twice in the 2 years Ive lived here and there have been shooting down the street and fights involving my family. He told my wife as soon as I take a safety class and can prove my competence with a weapon he is going to give it to me to protect my family.....I have a 3 yr old little girl that has already been hit in the face with a throw stick by one of the neighborhood kids, my wifes underage brother took care of that real fast.....the kid appologized a few days later.

I am going to stop here and go to bed. just thought I would say hi no that I have some sort of clue what this thread is all about.

Edit. I also disassembled the ruger and both the .40 cal S&Ws, cleaned them and reassembled them. I am lovin it. Dad said I cleaned up the P91 ruger nicely

Current Mood: ecstatic
Thursday, August 25th, 2005
9:26 am
I am worth $1,906,590 on HumanForSale.com

Wow, and my parents said I wouldnt amount to much in life.
Wednesday, August 24th, 2005
11:47 pm
Who's got a fuckin problem?
This has been an issue that I have brushed off my shoulder for some time because I really dont give 37 shits what most of you have to say sometimes. But over the past few years....mainly since I have been married, many of my long time friends from my youth have abandoned our friendship but continued friendships with others from our rather large circle of friends.

so now it comes to this. I recently heard of a former VERY close friends Birthday party that I was not invited to for the SECOND YEAR IN A ROW if not more, knew NOTHING about and it seems, ok the seems part is gone, I am pretty fuckin sure I was intentionally left out. Thats really shitty of all of those involved. I have changed alot in the past few years and have outgrown many of the childish problems I may have had, in fact I intentionally ditched many of those problems in favor of holding on to what I thought were TRUE FRIENDS. Seems to have failed.

So now is the time to hold speak up, no holds barred here I am a grown man and can take whatever bullshit you can dish out, but dont think for a second this is going to be one sided, I have alot to say and I am not willing to be nice to most of you anymore. If you have a problem with me OR MY WIFE....talk.

Start talkin or squash the kiddy bullshit. I will reply to each persons comments individually and in a CIVIL manner. I will not resort to childish name calling and this will get handled like ADULTS should do it. I wish I could say you are all adults.

And I probably wont recognise any of you by your LJ name, tell me who you are. If you know anyone with a problem with me who doesnt have an LJ.....let them use your computer, I want to know everything and get it out in the air.

Daniel MacNulty

Current Mood: we used to be friends......
Sunday, August 7th, 2005
12:33 am
http://www.livejournal.com/users/killpixyzim/40454.html?thread=69382#t69382

As instructed in his LJ I posted this random thing from the other Daniel. Enjoy
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